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BlueBalls Body
Made in USAFree U.S. ShippingAll-Natural · No Chemicals

Cool. Clean. Controlled.

Premium natural bar soap for men who value routine over noise. No bottle. No chemicals. Just clean.

$9per bar · Free U.S. Shipping

Plastic-free packaging. Preorder — estimated to ship in 6–8 weeks.

  • All-natural · No chemicals
  • Small-batch cold process
  • No parabens / sulfates
  • Plastic-free packaging
  • Cruelty-free
  • Made in USA
  • Free U.S. shipping
BlueBalls Body — Moonlight Clean 8 oz bar soap

The bar that earns its spot.

Clean chemistry meets disciplined scent design. No clutter. No compromise. Just better soap.

🌿 All-Natural Formula

Zero synthetics. No parabens. No sulfates. Just clean, plant-based soap that rinses residue-free.

🌲 Signature Scent

Moonlight Clean: bergamot & eucalyptus over cedarwood & vetiver, grounded by patchouli & vanilla CO₂.

❄️ Cold-Process

Dense lather, soft finish, cold-shower approved. Small batches for consistent quality.

Moonlight Clean

Fresh, earthy, and quietly confident — like stepping into cold midnight air.

Top

Bergamot, Eucalyptus

Mid

Cedarwood, Vetiver

Base

Patchouli, Vanilla CO₂

What’s inside

  • Oils & butters (coconut, olive, shea, castor)
  • Sodium hydroxide (consumed during saponification)
  • Essential oils (bergamot, eucalyptus, cedarwood, vetiver)
  • Natural colorants & clays

*Sodium hydroxide is fully consumed during saponification, leaving no lye in the finished bar.

“Confidence doesn’t need to scream. It just needs to smell clean.”

“Smells like cedar and control — not desperation.”

– Early Tester

Questions, answered.

Transparent ingredients. Simple policies. Clean results.

Preorder · Estimated Ship Window: 6–8 Weeks

Moonlight Clean — 8 oz All-Natural Bar Soap

The signature scent of cool confidence. Plastic-free. Made in USA. Free U.S. shipping.

$9 USD

Cold-shower approved · No bottle. No BS. Just soap.